How it works
Two ways to eat here.
Either somebody comes to the window, or you go around the back and cook it yourself. Both count as dinner. Both are the same shift.
01 / ARRIVE
The door is at the far end of the highway
It is open. It has been open since before the highway. Park anywhere except the fourth bay, which is load-bearing.
02 / ORDER
Press ORDER AND PAY NOW at the kiosk
The kiosk takes coins, notes, and one memory of your choosing. It will not ask you for an email address.
03 / COOK
If nobody comes to the window, put on the apron
The fryer is on the left. The other fryer is not a fryer. The green one watching from the doorway is the founder, and he does not help.
Today’s board
Dollars, this branch of timeGRIBBLE BURGER4.20
GRIBBLE BURGER, ONE DIMENSION THICKER6.40
FRY CARTON, LARGE3.10
FRY CARTON, SMALL3.10
CUP OF THE DAY (TUESDAY)2.00
SOFT SERVE, WHEN THE MACHINE AGREES2.80
COFFEE, ALL NIGHT, SAME NIGHT1.90
KIDS MEAL, INCLUDES A SMALL MOON5.50
† Large and small are the same price. We have never claimed those are the same thing.† All items available in all dimensions, subject to the availability of that dimension.† The moon is not to scale. It is to weight.
Now hiring
One (1) person. Any dimension.
No experience. The uniform is provided and mostly fits. Shifts are as long as the night, and the length of the night is a local matter.
Apply at the counter — if the counter is elsewhere, wait